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Thursday, November 26, 2009

My Birthday Song

30's the new 20 nigga I'm so hot still
better broad better au-to-mo-bile
bet a yard, nah bet a hundred mill
then by the songs end I probably start another trend
I know everything you wan do
I did all that by the age of 21
by 22 I had that brand new Ack Coupe
I guess you can say that my legend just begun
I'm, young enough to know the right car to buy yet grown enough not to put rims on it
I got that six-duce with curtains so you can't see me and I didn't even have to put tints on it
I don't got the bright watch I got the right watch
I don't buy out the bar, I bought the night spot
I got the right stock
I ... got ... stockbrokers that's movin' it like white tops
I know you like fuck, this is child abuse
call D.Y.F.S.*, I might just be gettin' nicer
them young boys ain't ready for real
30's the new 20 niggia I'm so hot still

[Chorus]
I use to let my pants sag, not givin' a fuck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
I use to cruise the used car lot, put chrome on the truck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
I use to play the block like that (like that)
I use to carry knots like that (like that)
now I got black cards, good credit and such
bae boy, cause I'm all grown up

30's the new 20 nigga, I'm on fire still
these young boys is like a fire drills (uugh)
false alarms (uugh)
next don? (naah)
heen got- (on)
to the next one (Young)
I'm still here (yeah)
still here, like Mike gotta stop playin' with these children (yeah)
I'm a bully with the bucks
don't let the patten leather shoes fool you young'n, I got the fully in the tux
that was my past now I'm so grown up
I don't got one gun army, got a slum army
to hire a gun army, get you spun like laundry
and I'll be somewhere under palm trees calmly
listen to R&B when we get the call he's
no longer wit' us fire your babysitters
you lil' fucks fall back for real
30's the new 20 nigga, I'm so hot still

[Chorus]
I use to let my pants sag, not givin' a fuck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
I use to cruise the used car lot, put chrome on the truck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
I use to wear my hoodie like that (like that)
pile deep in the hoopty like that (like that)
now I got black cards, good credit and such
bae boy, cause I'm all grown up

Yall roll blunts, I smoke Cubans all day
yall young'ns chase, I'm Patron and it's straight
I like South Beach but I'm in San Tropez
yall drink Dom but not Rose' (hey)
your chick shop in the mall
my chick burnin' down Bergdorf's
comin' back with Birken Bags
your chick is like what type of purse is that?
I'm from the era where niggas don't snitch
you from the era where snitchin' is the shit
I'm afraid of the future (why?)
yall respect the one who got shot
I respect the shooter
yall go to parties to ice grill
I go to parties to party with nice girls
you young boys gotta chill
30's the new 20 nigga, I'm so hot still

[Chorus]
I use to let my pants sag, not givin' a fuck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
I use to cruise the used car lot, put chrome on the truck
bae boy, now I'm all grown up
yeah we use to ball like that (like that)
Now we own the ball team, halla back (holla back)
now I got black cards, good credit and such
bae boy, cause I'm all grown up


Thursday, October 08, 2009

Face to face with Runewaker

This week, I have been lucky enough to be blessed with the presence of game developers – Tony and John Tang. Both of them are from Runewaker Entertainment – the genius behind Runes of Magic.

Their main reason for being in the Philippines is to train me, my GMs and the other vital departments in E-Games responsible for the operation of this game when it comes live throughout beta testing and commercial stage.

First, they explained some game features that we do not understand. One of which (just an example) is the Arcane Transmutator (not yet available in our alpha client but will be available in 2.0). This game feature reminds me of *ehem* (tabi tabi po because I’m about to mention other games here) the Horadric Cube of Diablo 2 and the *ehem ehem* (please don’t kill me, boss) the card system of Ragnarok Online. However… *ehem* Howeverrrrr~ it is not as simple as these mentioned games’ equipment augmentation system. It’s a little more complicated… but unique, special, and definitely worth your game time. I will no longer explain further about this feature because I’m not really talking about that right now. LOL.

Moving forward, they also showed us our super dooper ultra mega powerful GM Tool. I’m not allowed to show you how it looks like or tell you what it can do but please let me say… The Runes of Magic GM Tool is the best GM Tool I’ve seen in my entire gaming career.


We also, of course, in behalf of our beloved gaming community, asked more essential questions. We all know that cheaters are everywhere. And also, all popular games have hacks. And Runes of Magic is currently number 1 in Aurope right now so that alone makes this popular, right? We asked them… “What about duplicated items? Is Runes of Magic protected?”

Tony answered “We’ve already embedded a system check for that. Every time a gamer trades a duplicated item, each and every item has a unique serial code by the way, the system detects that and automatically deletes it from the player’s inventory.” I was amazed.

We continued to question him. “How about other cheats?”

Once again, he confidently answered. “Currently there was a reported cheat in US and Europe servers where players hover above ground at an abnormal height. They use this in order to easily find boss monsters. We also did a system check on this. When the server detects a gamer is hovering above normal ground distance, the server kills that player four times. It means he is PK’ed by the server as if he is being killed by a player for four times. He also suffers the consequences of being killed four times.” Ouch.

“That’s a good one. Do you think we can tell our players about this to warn them so they won’t cheat?” I asked.

Tony shrugged, smiled and answered. “Sure. Go ahead.”

This is just a gist of our little meet up. Of course we discussed more than that but I’m not sure I can still talk about it. Haha!

It is rare for me to actually compliment a developer (or a GM Tool of a game). I have been in this industry for as long as MMORPGs are in the Philippines and worked with different game developers here and abroad. I won’t say I’ve met them all but I am confident I have met a lot of them enough to have a concrete idea of which is a good, promising developer versus the annoying, uncooperative one.

As a GM, this game is so good I want to manage it. As a gamer, this game is so awesome that I’m gonna play it and even push my friends to play it with me. It is rare for me to actually recommend a game. Take my word for it. Play this game. Feel the difference.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Why taller men?

I get this question a lot.

Being taller than me is the only requirement (aside from being an INC member) that I usually expect from any boyfriend-wannabe. Physical features, education, social status, intelligence usually are just way below the list.



If you look at couples everywhere, you'll see that most men are taller than their women. This is NOT A COINCIDENCE. Most women do really prefer taller men according to research. This is common.

Popular reasons would be:
(1) taller men may be able to provide more protection to its offspring.
(2) greater genetic qualities to pass on to their future children
(3) height is an indicator of good evolutionary success, researchers found that taller men were more likely to have at least one biological child compared to shorter men (Pawlowski, Dunbar, & Lipowicz, 2000)

Aside from the fact that I don't wanna look like a huge freak when I'm with my man, nor do I wanna be the "talk" of the neighborhood every time I walk the streets with my man, (4) taller men give me the impression that they're better than me. I need to be with a man I can respect. I know it's just psychological but I definitely I think I really would never go for a shorter guy.

I'm not being a snob. I'm not being picky. I'm just being a normal woman. This is me trying to justify myself. LOL.

Wag nang magalit. Panoorin mo nalang si Chuckie ng KFC at Jollibee mag B-Boy battle in the tune of Nobody. LOL.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I did it!!!



I finally did it!

I sent my ex-fiance a message in Friendster telling him that I forgive him. I even apologized for taking me 1 year and 5 months before being able to do it. I complimented his new wife. She is very pretty. And I wished him a good life.

I’M FINALLY FREE! Free from hatred, free from sin, free from guilt! I’m finally able to let go and it feels so good!

*sighs in relief*

God is good. I’m so thankful for the lessons in church today. It totally woke me up.

Mas mahal mo ba ang DoTA? - I LOL'd



Chorus:
bakit ba ganyan mas mahal mo pa ang dota
gabi gabi pagtulog ko ay kayakap lang kita
paggising sa umagay tinakasan mo na
tapatin mo nga ako
mas mahal mo ba ang pagdodota mo

Pag gising sa umaga almusal ko na ay dota
Kahit wala nang pera ay handa akong gumyera
Umaasa na akoy makaisa
Ikaw ay pumusta dudurugin ang kalaban
4on4 or 5on5 that sh*t will never matter you will lose motherf*cker Im a farmer
and Im a killer
good game ka na bumawi na lang bukas

Repeat Chorus

isa dalawa tatlo magpupush mirana ko
hindi mapipigilan nakamanta na ako
pumapana, sapul ka nanaman , t*ng*na ka patay ka nanaman b*tch!
hinahabol may leap yan boi hindi maabutan kahit faceless void
tumi-tp na asa ka pa again t*ng*na ka babalikan kita

Repeat Chorus

hindi kailangang magselos pa
hindi naman kita pagpapalit sa dota
anu bang ligaya ang dulot nyan
wala ka nang pakealam
matulog ka na lang

Repeat Chorus

props to: dinocornel

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Politicians in our Temple

I went to Ka Erdy's wake last night with my friend/sister - Emz. I wasn't able to go on the first day due to earthly reasons I'm not very proud of so I really pushed myself to go there last night.

I was expecting that it was going to be a long night because my friends who went there last Tuesday were in line for 12 hours before they could see Ka Erdy. Some even didn't make the cut off and went home empty handed. Luckily, the second day was more organized and I got to see him after only 3 hours.

Kudos to our brothers and sisters who helped out in making the wake very organized and less stressful to visitors. There was a flow of free food and drinks while BEM boys tire their arms as they fan the visitors to keep us cool.

There were also huge screens facing Central Ave. and Commonwealth Ave. so people can see what's going on inside the temple. This is also on broadcast over GemNet and Gem TV. (Please see previous post for the live feed.)

While outside, I saw our country's President Gloria Arroyo come in. She spent about 20 minutes in the temple. After a few moments, our Vice President Noli De Castro also came in to pay his respects. Other politicians I saw were Senator Jamby Madrigal and Loren Legarda, and a couple of Governors from nearby provinces and members of the cabinet.

While I do not have any problems about them showing their respects to our beloved brother, there were some things that they did that made me realize that these politicians should've been briefed before letting them into the temple.

Some stood right smack at the front of Ka Erdy's casket and prayed. That's fine I guess.

Another senator (I need not mention her name) kissed the line thingie separating the casket from the viewing public (I don't know what that's called.) AND THAT IS WEIRD. It sorta reminds me of those Tagalog movies where devotees kiss their priests' robes or something. INCs never do that.

WHAT'S WORSE, more of them did the sign of the cross right in front of Ka Erdy. One of them even made it look like he was throwing the cross on Ka Erdy. The brethren inside the sanctuary, tabernacle, compound and surrounding the temple were in shock. You can here violent reactions saying "No way!", "Why'd she do that!?", "Is that the Governor of Nueva...!? How disrespectful!", "I can't believe they did that inside our temple. How rude!"

Ok ok... I'm sure they meant well(?). They didn't know that what they did was a bit insulting or even offensive. However, I doubt we'll be voting for these people anytime soon.

Kudos to President Gloria though. She's been very behaved and poised. With this, she just gained +10,000 ganda points from me.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Live from Central Temple


I've embedded this here for my brothers and sisters who are not in Manila right now. I'm sure they want to see our brother Ka Erdie but they might not have any way of going here to see him.

Props to GemNet for the live broadcast.

And to Ka Erdie, see you in the Holy City very soon. :) Thanks for everything you've done for us. We love you very very much!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Do you want to date my avatar? - I LOL'd



Do you wanna date my avatar
Do you wanna date my avatar

Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
You'll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in virtual space

I'm craving to emote with you
So many animations i can do
Be anything you want me to be
C'mon, c'mon, share a potion with me

Do you wanna date my avatar
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far

Wanna date my avatar?

You can type commands
I've got slots for what i hold in my hands
Don't care what's in your character bank
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
Here in cyberspace there's no disease
Pick a time, send a tell to me
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

Do you wanna date my avatar
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar

Human
Looking for group
My stats so high
You'll be out of the loop

Got an uber leet staff
That you can equip
Close your mouth up
Ladies this is pure nerd

I'm a fiction based fantasy
A man so stoic
I hack and slash
Who the heck's more heroic

Check me out, cloth armor
Fits me like a glove
Just twitter a time
I'm ready for love

Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
I'm better than a real world quest
You'll touch my +5 to Dexterity Vest

What role to you wanna play
I'm just a click away night or day
And if you think i'm not the one
Log off, log off and we'll be done

Do you wanna date my avatar (x2)
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar

Do you wanna date my avatar (do you wanna date my avatar) (x4)